Congratulations Mortals, for living to see one more fuedal year of life. Your old "pal" Doom has come to review the latest DVDs that he has seen.

First up on the list is My Super Ex-Girlfriend. It could have been so much better. The film is boy meets girl, girl turns out to be superhero, girl freaks out boy, boy breaks up with girl, girl goes bat shit crazy and misuses her powers to get horrible revenge. Doom felt  that the movie took a long time to get going, and then crammed a ton of stuff in the ending, which made the overall film feel unbalanced. And Dont get Doom started on the "Villian", Dr. Bedlam, I mean, he descraces every Dr.(Insert Onimous Evil sounding name here)! Doom wouldnt suck that much. EVER. Doom gives My Super Ex-Girlfriend directed by Ivan Reitman and  starring Uma Thurman and Luke Wilson 4 RRIICCHHAARRDDSS! out of 10

Moving to another accursed Wilson Brother, Doom also saw You, Me and Dupree. The film is about a newlywed couple taking in the husbands down on his luck slacker friend. HILARITY ENSUES! Seriously, Doom really enjoyed this flick. It had a good balance of just funny, awkwardly funny and heart warming moments. Doom gives You Me and Dupree starring Owen Wilson, Matt Dillon, and Kate Hudson 10 RRIICCHHAARRDDS.

Next up was PoTC: Dead Man's Chest. Ehh. It was okay. Doom liked the first one better. This one was really slow at times. In all honesty, Doom feels that this film was pretty unnecessary, worth watching at least once. Doom gives PoTC: Dead Man's Chest 5 RRIICCHHAARRDDSS

Okay,Doom's got an awesome idea for a movie.

On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, lets loose a crate full of deadly snakes.

On the plane,
Doom just can't explain
Why there's snakes on a plane
Oh yeah

Snakes on a plane
They're driving Doom insane
All these snakes on a plane
Oh yeah

With Samuel L. Jackson.

lyrics from Snakes on a Plane by Lemon Demon.

10 RRIICCHHAARRDDSS

Well, Mortals, Heres to living through this year. If you make it. That means you have pleased Doom.

Dr. Doom doesnt care what anyone thinks, 2006 was the best year ever!

Doom is in the HIZOUSE! Greetings loyal followers of Doom, it is time for Dooms List DVD. Doom is on break as well so Doom shall get right into it

first up is Strangers with Candy starring Amy Sedaris, Steven Colbert and Paul Dinello. Strangers with Candy is Based off of the cult hit Comedy Central show of the same name. Now DOOM. Has not seen too many episodes of the show, but Doom really enjoyed the ones he saw. However, DOOM, did not enjoy the movie as much. Doom perfered the parts that featured Principal Blackman or Mr. Chuck Noblit (Colbert), but didnt care much for the central story of Jeri Blank (Sedaris) trying to awaked her father from a coma. Doom gives this movie 9 RRIICCHHARRDDSS out of Ten. Strangers with Candy is rated R

Next up Nacho Libre starring Jack Black. Now doom loves Jack Black, and Doom has mad love for the D, But Doom felt that this movie did not live up to its hype. Doom stat and felt like it took a long time to get to things and then ended too abruptly, the film didnt flow the way Doom would have liked it too, but I guess that what doom should expect form Nickelodeon. Nacho Libre recieves 6 RRIICCHHAARRDDSS!

Finally, Accepted, Starring Justin Long. DOOM loves Justin Long. Doom feels that he plays his characters fun and well. Accepted is about a college age student who cant get into college, so he makes one up.hilarity ensues. Doom really enjoyed this film. Doom thought it was funny , but also had a good message about the pressures of getting into and surviving college. Doom gives Accepted, 9 RIICCHHAARRDDSS!

Well, pitiful peons, that is all doom has to say for now. However, Doom would like to give the following message to that accursed Richards conveying Dooms feelings about his recent split up from wife accursed yet my nightly fantasy, Sue Storm-Richards : HAHA RICHARDS! BOOYAH!  THATS WHAT YOU GET YA PRICK! DOOM WINS RICHARDS! DOOM WINS! But seriously, dude, that sucks

Greetings Pitiful American Meat Pigs, Its your soon-to-be God, and as-of-now Film Critic, Dr. Victor Von Doom. Today DOOM! Shall be reviewing the new film Hollywoodland, Starring Adrian Brody, Diane Lane, and Ben Affleck.

Let Doom start off by saying that this movie was excellent. The acting, the story, everything, even Ben Affleck, but well talk about that later. The Film is about a PI named Louis Simo (Brody) who is hired by Mrs Besselo, the Mother of the recently Departed George Reeves (Affleck) Who was famous for his portrayal of Superman. Besselo tells Simo that she believes that her son was Murdered, and did not commit suicide as police reports told. Throughout the Film, Simo does everything in his power to try and break the case. The film also flashes back on George Reeves Life, including his affair with Toni Mannix (Lane) The wife of Edger Mannix (Bob Hoskins) The head of MGM.

The only downside to this film is that when it does the shots of Brody's character, the lighting makes it seem modern, the film's overall feels makes it seem like it should be a little darker and grittier with the lighting.

The best part of this film is that you can connect with the characters, you see what he sees, you learn what he learns. And the way that they use emotions...oh...The film shows 3 different ways that Reeve's Death could have occurred, the final one being the Suicide ending, and you know whats going to happen, but the way they play it out, you're still shocked and saddened by this death.

Hollywoodland, Starring Adrian Brody, Diane Lane, Bob Hoskins and a very good Ben Affleck, recieved and R rating and 10 RRIICCHHAARRDDSS out of 10.

Greetings mortals, I Dr. Victor Henrietta Von Doom Has graced your unworthy visages with another entery of DVD reveiws.

First Up would be Grilled starring Ray Ramano and Kevin James. Let Doom says that Doom Loved King of Queens, but Doom Always Hated Raymond. You know that was the original title for the show, DOOM hates Raymond, but then Ray was all, "I want to take the show into a different direction" and BAM! Doom came in and found all his stuff in a box at the front desk, and then Doom couldnt even check Doom's email cause they deleted Doom's account....but Doom digresses. The film stars the insiped Ramano and the delightful James as down on their luck door to door meat sales men. Somehow (Doom's not exactly sure how), they get caught up in some mob business and then the movie concludes with them finally make a large sale of meat to Burt Renyold's Mustache. Overall Doom disliked this Film. Grilled starring Ray Ramano and Kevin James recieves 2 RRIICCCHHAARRDDSS out of 10.

The next film Doom Shall review is Benchwarmers. Doom has to say, this movie is exactly what every nerd needs to see. Doom knows the pain of never being picked for baseball...JUST BECAUSE DOOM IS A GYPSY DOESN'T MEAN DOOM CAN'T HIT OR RUN! now that Doom is done venting Doom's frustrations, Doom shall tell you that you should run out and rent/buy/in some idiots cases (Frank Hooper) download. Benchwarmers starring the Rob Snichder, David Spade and Napoleon Dynamite-er-Jon Heder recieved 10 RRIICCHHAARRDDSS!!

Doom now presents his Relive your Childhood DVD Pick, Pee Wee's Big Adventure. This film is great. If you ever loved Pee Wee's Playhouse as a kid you will most definatly love this movie. This movie is classic 90's cult movies is all about. Doom gives it a 10

Now many have heard about M. Night. Shama-Doom shall not even bother with the name's, newest theatrical release called Lady in the Water. Now listen to Doom when Doom tells you, AVOID THIS  MOVIE. Doom saw the film and though, "this movie could be so much better if Doom could just connect with the characters more. Also, the lack of any real twists or plot development in the story didnt help. Also, Doom felt that he couldnt get into the film because there was a bucnh of rude black girls in the theather normally speaking this is bullsheet, man das so stupeh. if Doom ever shares a theater with those girls again, DOOM SHALL RAIN HIS VENGENCE DOWN UPON THEM WITH AN UNRELENTING FURY OF HELL FIRE AND CUPCAKES! except without the cupcakes, giving them treats would make no sense.

You can see Doom in his new tv pilot Everybody Loves Richards, except for Doom. airing this fall on the new CW.

The Next movie on Doom's List was Grandmas Boy. Let Doom begin by saying that this movies is FREAGIN HI-LARIOUS! Now Doom generally goes into any film that has connections to Adam Sandler with Caution, especially after that accuresed Spanglish movie Sandler did, but Doom digresses. Doom thought that the characters were well developed, From Robot wannabe JP, to Serious but a stoner who lives with his grandma Alex, to Jeff who lives with his parents and sleeps in a car bed, to the Trio of Old Ladies. This Movie is one laugh after another, if you are looking for something that goes so far you cant help but laugh, Doom recomends you pick up Grandma's Boy starring Allen Covert, Doom gives it 10 RRIICCHHAARRDDSS out of 10.

The Next film Doom saw was The Producers, Starring Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane. Doom thuroughly enjoyed this musical look at the hilarious movie classic. While Doom prefers the Original movie, this one was fantastic. Doom especially enjoyed the performance of Will Ferell...Wow...Doom never expected those words to be uttered by Doom's mouth...Doom gives this Film an 8 RRIICCHHAARRDDSS out of 10

Next Up The Prize Winner of Defience, Ohio. A heart warmming tale of a woman whose family is in a constant finacial struggle, and how she brings joy to them by "contesting" Doom loved the performances by Woody Harelson and Julianne Moore. Doom gives this Film 8 RRIICCHHAARRDDSS out of 10.

Finally, Doom will review Prime starring Uma Thurman and Meryl Streep. Dooms just going to say it...THE MOVIE SUCKED! It took forever to get to the end, it was a lot of quick shots of Uma having sex, and Meyrl Streep acting like a stereotypical jewish mother. The only part of this movie that Doom remotly enjoyed was the character that hit girls that didnt go on a second date with him with a pie to the face. Doom doesnt even feel like giving this a rating

Dr. Victor Von Doom has a PhD in Evil and Film review, with a minor is African American Studies. when not reviewing movies, Doom likes to write novels, invent new technology and attempt to finally crush RICHARDS AND THE ACCURSED FANTASTIC FOUR!