50.Getting fitted for a suit

49.Hosting a game show

48.During a Hernia Check

47.Watching the Vagina Monologues

46.Riding the back of a friend's motorcycle

45.Watching porn with a bunch of dudes "Just for Fun"

44.Right after you get into a traffic accident

43.Spoon feeding your grandmother

42.Mile three of the New York Marathon

41.While holding a baby

40.Watching your dog poop

39.Getting on a Tokyo subway train

38.Trapped in the elevator with your boss

37.Dancing with the bride

36.Working as an airport security screener

35.Preforming the Iron Cross

34.Conducting a boys choir

33.When you're on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

32.While you are at a baptism

31.Buying Girl Scout Cookies

30.Just before your final summation in a murder trial

29.During the last ten minutes of "The Passion of the Christ"

28.While being rescued on live T.V.

27.Working as a Mohel

26.While giving your acceptence speech to the Baseball Hall of Fame

25.At a feminist rally

24.When you meet your girlfriend's best friend

23.Cooking hot dogs at the nudist camp...drunk

22.When you snap the neck of a fan

21.Administering the Heimlich manuever

20.Running your German short-hair around the ring at the Westminster Dog Show

19.While reading Boy's Life

18.While paying your final respects at your girlfriend's mother's funneral

17.While eating a bannana

16.While singing in a barbershop quartet

15.While preforming your first open heart surgery

14.Stage twelve of the Tour de France

13.Hour two of your eight hour santa shift at the mall

12.While going through the revolving door with your uncle

11.While preforming your first delivery

10.While giving testimony on your innocence in a murder case

9.Judging the 10 and under hot dog eating contest

8.Getting a root canal

7.While preforming the final act of Godspell

6.While giving a friend's eulogy

5.When you're watching a show about John Wayne Gacy and Bill Kurtis is describing his "rope trick"

4.While watching a documentary about the Holocaust

3.During "Venereal Disease Day" in health class

2.Watching a commercail for the African Children's Fund

and the worst time to get wood is...

1. Just before you get caught watching a beheading video on the internet at work.

well...that was..interesting.